alyssaemilie:

this.

sexmetaylor:

Pls excuse me while I slam my head into a brick wall

funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

First person to message me the correct number of people who have asked me about Jack today at school gets a prize.

Anonymous asked:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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jackmydallas:

everything starts from something

jackoffjohnson:

matt bein a TOTAL CUTIE

PT